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    How much are you going to spend on GrinfilledCelt's Crispness present this year?

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    Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:18 pm

    Well, it's that time of year again so I thought I start a thread where we can discuss what you guys are going to get me for Crispness. I'll be making suggestions from time to time but try to surprise me.

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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  Alistair on Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:08 pm

    Grin,

    Why? =P That's what I wanna know...Why those slippers?

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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:32 pm

    I need some slippers and I really liked that show.
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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:09 pm

    Whatever she's selling, I want it.

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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  Alistair on Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:57 pm

    Grin,

    Um. Sorry, this year I'm going to have to pass. =O But I do give you credit for trying, and I'm sure lack of a proper address did nail the coffin shut on that one. =P

    G'Luck, tho,
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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:54 pm

    Especially when you consider that the whole thing was supposed to be a joke anyway.


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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:03 pm

    Get your getas.
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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:25 pm

    A classic Crispness tale:



    As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.

    What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.

    One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.

    If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. you'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, 'What does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.

    I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use th e car pool lane during rush hour.

    Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale.

    To call Louise a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination.

    On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.

    My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.

    The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.

    We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.

    My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door.
    'What the hell is that?' she asked.

    My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'

    'Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.

    I kept my mouth shut.

    'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.

    'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jay said, to steer her into the dining room.

    But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any teeth?'

    Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, 'Hang on Granny, hang on!'

    My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up t o me and said, ' Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jay's friend.

    A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.

    The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation..

    My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants..

    Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.

    It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.

    Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.

    Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.

    I can't wait until next Christmas.

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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  Alistair on Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:31 am

    Hahaha.

    Well, if your on the verge of being nice, you can get me this for college. =D

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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:12 pm

    Only $800? That's not too shabby at all.
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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:26 pm

    Wow! FREE Hello Kitty Papercraft Crispness Downloads!
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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  Alistair on Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:05 am

    Grin,

    No, I didn't think it was to bad either, to be honest...and I'm sure when I get around to it, I'll find a better one, but for now it's one that isn't to bad. =D We shall see, for I mean it's only a few months away until we get our tax's and I get my return on my FASA. For the Hello Kitty, my direct boss would love that...to bad he rather be doing other stupid things than spend time on the computer. =D So I guess that idea is out, in the end. Poor him.


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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:31 pm

    The gravy train has arrived at the station. Please gather your belongings and disembark.

    Happy New Year everyone.
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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:54 am



    With just a bit of practice you can do all those intricate folds in just a few seconds! Won’t they be impressed?


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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:51 am

    Merry Crispness!

    God bless us every bum.











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    Re: Crispness Gifts

    Post  GrinfilledCelt on Mon Dec 26, 2011 2:07 am

    Happy Boxing Day!



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